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The following contains a transcript from a short radio broadcast that has been picked up by various listeners across the continental United States. Many have been perplexed by its sudden appearance and how it seems to preempt whatever song or radio program they are listening to at the time. It has even been known to appear on streaming programs such as podcasts or Spotify. Listeners have described hearing different episodes and there have been many situations and incidents.
A 23 year old college student named Yuvisela contacted me with her account of hearing the broadcast. She and her boyfriend had encountered the broadcast while driving one sultry summer afternoon from Austin, TX.
So I have this thing with waterfalls. I’m a little obsessed with them. In my free time and when I’m not paying attention in lecture, I like to look on the internet at pictures of them and daydream that I’m there: the roar of the splashing water, the white foamy spray, my bare toes dipped into the icy spring. I’ve got a Pinterest page with hundreds of falls that I would like to visit one day. Niagara, Havasu, Victoria Falls, Gullfoss, Iguazu; they’re all on there. I keep them all catalogued for my bucket list.
Yet, how many people go to the grave with their bucket list hardly finished? I bet a lot.
My boyfriend, Gabriel, likes to mess with me about my obsession. He’ll come up behind me while I’m on my computer or look over my shoulder at my phone and see that I’m looking at waterfalls.
“Don’t go chasing waterfalls, stick to the rivers and the lakes that you’re used to,” he’ll sing when he catches me. It’s this old song he knows, TLC or something. He’s about six years older than me. I’ll joke with him to leave me alone and quit singing that old music, ask him if he used to listen to that on an 8-track or something.
“No, my older sister listened to it on CD. You know CD’s? Those little plastic things with the holes in them? That little slot in your car’s stereo, a CD goes in there. They don’t make ‘em in the new cars anymore.”
We’ve had a variation of this same conversation a bunch of times. It’s kind of a running joke between the two of us—him poking fun at my waterfall obsession and me making fun of how old he is—and while he thinks the waterfall thing is a cute little quirk of mine, he also has been supportive of my passion. That’s why he surprised me with the trip that summer. He knew that I was yearning to see some of these places. He knew that he wanted to make me happy. He knew that my resources were limited. He knew that we weren’t getting any younger; I was 23 and still had a semester to go.
But he also knew that we weren’t getting any richer, either. At least not anytime soon. I know I’m a little bit older for a college student, but it’s taken me a bit longer on account of having to work and stuff. I can’t take a full load every semester. Money’s always tight. I work full time and barely stay ahead, even sending some of my money to help my mom out. Gabriel offered to help me out some and we’d even talked about moving in together, but we had only been together a year at that point and I wasn’t quite ready.
Before my dad had passed, I’d promised him that I was going to get my college degree and I wanted to do it all on my own. While I loved Gabriel and could see myself marrying him, I didn’t want to deal with a transition like that so close to the finish line. Besides, we were getting along so well as it was. Why mess with a good thing?
And it was a good thing that kept better. Just when I thought that I couldn’t love Gabriel more, on my birthday he surprised me with the best present I’ve ever gotten. It was a little black notebook with this kind of leathery cover. While the notebook itself was nice, it was what was inside that was the true present. At some point, he had gone onto my Pinterest page and written down page after page of waterfalls, organizing them by country and state. He had put little squares beside them, boxes to check off. The last two pages were Texas and Oklahoma. He had written a note there. It read:

“Let’s start now...”
-Gabriel

* * *
So far, the trip had been a blast. We had started out in Abilene where we both lived and where I attended college. From there, we went to a place called Gorman Falls at this state park. It was one of the tallest waterfalls in the state and all of the foliage and moss around it was lush and green and for a while, if I crossed my eyes just right it was like I wasn’t even in Texas.
We couldn’t hit all the sites in a day. It was a road trip with multiple nights in hotels. After Gorman Falls and staying at a hotel, we headed towards Austin and stopped off at Hamilton Pool Preserve. The waterfall wasn’t as tall as Gorman, but I have to say I liked it better. The water formed a curtain as it poured off of a rocky shelf and into this sunken grotto of blue green water.
We stayed at this magical place for hours, swimming in the water and soaking up the sun. I could’ve stayed longer, but it was starting to get crowded, so we headed to Austin for a night on the town on 6th Street.
The next day we slept in and got a late start on the road. Lunch was at a Whataburger outside Waco. We sat and ate our food and looked at our phones. I browsed Instagram and my eyes skimmed over a gorgeous site. Yep, another waterfall. I slid my phone over to Gabriel.
“Look!” I said.
“Am I supposed to be looking at the butt or the waterfall?” he asked. An Instagram model was standing with her back to the camera, looking up at the water in awe.
“The waterfall, silly.”
“Seriously, that skinny white girl ain’t got nothing on you. Better let me take a look, just to be sure.”
I stood and twirled around quickly, teasing him. “Ok, so back to the waterfall. Did you look at it?”
“Yeah, it’s beautiful babe. Where was this one?”
“Iceland,” I sighed.
“Oh, right.”
“It’s not looking good for the time being. Maybe in a few years, yeah?”
“Just gotta see how the election goes. I ain’t holding my breath.”
See, neither of us were U.S. citizens. We were what you call DACA recipients. Both of us had wound up in America via illegal means on behalf of our parents, back when we were kids. This was when we were too young to have any say in the matter. I can hardly remember my life before, my life back in Mexico. I grew up here, went to school here. Texas and America is the only home I’ve ever known. Gabriel, he was originally from Guatemala. His situation is more or less the same.
If we were to leave the country, then we might risk not being able to get back in. You could apply for eligibility to travel if you had special circumstances, but they didn’t allow travel for leisure. We didn’t even have passports. Until then, our dreams of traveling—something we both wanted to do—were just that: dreams.
There was a little bit of light at the end of the tunnel. Obama and that DREAM act, I’m sure you’ve heard of it. You know, the dreamers or whatever? That’s what they call us. I guess they call it that because it’s just a freaking fantasy that disappears at the slightest thing—the sunrise, your phone alarm—out of your grasp as soon as you start your day.
Anyways, I applied for the DREAM act, but it hasn’t been a guarantee. We’re all stuck in a sort of limbo, waiting for the people in Washington to figure out what the hell to do with us, using us as a bargaining chip.
Not Gabriel though, he didn’t apply for the act. Part of it was that he was bad about procrastinating. The other part was that he was paranoid about signing up. I told him that he was an idiot and if he blew his chance to become a legal permanent resident, then I wouldn’t follow him to Guatemala if he got deported. He told me that he didn’t trust the program, that once they had you in the system they could track you easier, keep tabs on you. Said he knew a guy that got deported this way. I told him that the guy must’ve gotten into some legal trouble, a DUI or something, to have been deported.
“We’re all just one slip up from some legal trouble. Hell, some people consider us illegal right now,” he had said.
It was hard to argue against that, I guess. At least he knew where he stood, didn’t have that false hope. Sometimes I think it’s the hope that gets you, makes things worse.
Gabriel frowned and handed the phone back to me, looked out the window and took a sip of his Coke. I suddenly felt bad and ungrateful. Here was this amazing man that had planned out an awesome road trip just for me and I was busy looking at other far off adventures, not appreciating what I had right in front of me, the moment I was living in right now.
I leaned forward and kissed him. "I don't care where I'm at as long as you're with me," I said and he smiled.
What I told him just then, it was true. That didn’t mean I was going to grow complacent and quit dreaming.
They did call us dreamers after all.
It was one of those giant truck stops, the kind that was a little smaller than a Wal-Mart or Target, but just barely. We filled up and paced around inside and looked at the aisles and aisles of candy, the funny toys and souvenirs, and the tacky t-shirts.
“Hey Yuvi, whaddaya say? It’s your size.” Gabriel asked, holding up a black t-shirt with glittery letters. “PROUD TRUCKER WIFE” it read.
“Only if you get that one,” I said, pointing at a T-shirt with a semi-truck on it that read “I JUST DROPPED A LOAD”.
“Eww,” Gabriel said, laughing.
We both wandered around on our own. They had a huge candy section and I was looking to see if they had any vero elotes candy. I had just found a bag on a bottom shelf when Gabriel came skipping up.
“We are so getting this,” he said, holding up a plastic CD case.
“What is it?”
“Best of the ‘90s. It’s got your song on there, see? ‘Don’t Go Chasing Waterfalls.’ Can we get it? It’s only 3.99.”
“Ha, ok. But only if you buy me this,” I said, handing him the candy.
There was traffic from hell just south of Denton on account of construction and a car wreck or two. We were stop-and-go for what seemed like an hour. I was passenger side and Gabriel idled along.
“Ok. I think now’s the time to break out this bad boy,” Gabriel said as he started tearing at the plastic wrap around the CD case.
“I think this is the first time I’ve even used the CD player in this car.”
“Aw hell yeah,” Gabriel said as the first song started playing. “Gettin’ Jiggy With It.”
“Getting what, now?”
“It’s your boy, Will Smith. Y’know the Fresh Prince? Betcha didn’t know he had a little music career.”
“That guy from I Am Legend and Aladdin?”
Gabriel rolled his eyes. “I guess. His older work is much better.”
“Well I don’t know. You act like you're this old and wise millennial. You’re not that much older than me, y’know.”
“I’m telling ya, my Gen-X sister raised me on all of this stuff. I think she was Gen-X. I don’t know the damn cutoffs. Anyways, she babysat me a lot growing up while Mama was working and stuff. She cultured my little ass. Ooh, here it is!”
A new song started playing. I couldn’t help but laugh at how it started. “It sounds like porn music!”
“Nah, shhhh. Shhh.” Gabriel bobbed his head along to the beat.
The chorus started to worm it’s way into my head. The song was ok, I guess. I still can’t really listen to it to this day.
“You gotta listen to this dope rap coming up,” Gabriel said.
There was the sound of hissing and popping, wet logs burning in a fire. Whispers intermingled with the sound effects. One of the voices rose above the others and said “Listen!” harshly in Spanish, you know, “Escuchen! Escuchen!”, several times.
We both looked at each other with wide eyes. The traffic crept forward slowly and Gabriel kept his hands on the wheel and I kept mine in my lap and that’s when he started to talk. It was this happy sounding older guy, talking right there on my car’s speakers.
Gooood afternoon folks, Buck Hensley here with a special rush hour edition of “The Rules of the Road”. Hope ya’ll are doing alright out there while you’re idling on the clogged arteries of America’s highways and byways, breathing in those delicious exhaust fumes. I know that good ol’ Mother Earth likes to take a big fat rip of that stuff from time to time, although as of late she seems to be getting quite a contact high from that delicious Co2 and starting to feel the effects just a little too much.
And yet you all keep puff-puffing and passing, never slowing down. What with your jet planes and your driving and your travel and your neverending consumption and your cow farts and whatnot. All I’m saying is that you folks might wanna slow down a bit on that stuff, because I’ve seen the end results and all I can say is that they are hilarious. But I understand if you wanna keep on keeping on and having a good time. All I can say is smoke ‘em if you got ‘em.
Speaking of good times, that reminds me of today’s special “Rule of the Road”. You’re gonna want to listen to this one as it’s all about good times. Why that was Carla’s favorite sitcom for a spell there, “Good Times”. She’d watch reruns on into the night, the TV casting a pale glow that was kinda comforting across the bed, and I’d wake up to live studio laughter and her snoring softly beside me, the serene look of slumber on her face and the years I’d wasted.
Gabriel and I both looked at eachother. He shrugged and reached for the stereo. I shooed his hand away. I wanted to listen to it. The voice continued.
But I digress...well now, on to today’s “Rule of the Road”. If at any point during your journey you stop off for a pitstop or a potty break and you enter a public restroom to do your business, take note of the writing on the stalls. You might notice some graffiti that reads, “For a Good Time, Call” and then a phone number listed after it. If you do notice this, then take the number down for later use. Whenever you are in dire need of a good time, then give that number a call.
Now before you go off with a bee in your bonnet and tell me how you ain’t gonna call no sketchy phone number taken off a lady’s or men’s room wall, let me just tell you that this will be worth it. You can trust me. When has old Bucky ever let ya down?
I know what you’re gonna say next though, you’re gonna say, “Buck, I don’t ever call no numbers on my phone. I’m deathly afraid of voices on the other line. If I can’t text and send little emojis and the like, then forget it. If I can’t use an app to order Thai food or a pizza, then I go hungry that night. I haven’t even made an appointment to a doctor since I’ve lived with my parents. What if since we can’t see each other’s faces we start talking at the same time and we talk over each other and then say, ‘oops sorry, no you go ahead’ and then we both say it again at the same time and then we both start trying to talk again and then get stuck in some sort of infinite loop?”
And to that I say, “fair enough.” Don’t use the phone. The consequences of not following this rule are a little less dire than previous rules you may have heard. If you don’t follow this rule then you will simply miss out on a good time. That’s it. But you wouldn’t want to miss out on anything, would ya?
Welp. That’s all I’ve got on this fine late afternoon. May the wind be always at your back, your picnic basket full of snacks, and your cheese ever be pepper jack. Ya’ll stay sane out there. Stay symbiotic. Stay lonely. I'm Buck Hensley and these are "The Rules of the Road".
The voice instantly stopped and the song returned playing. Gabriel had a dumbfounded look on his face.
"What the hell?" he said and tried to rewind the CD.
"Umm, was that part of the song? Maybe a different version?"
"No way," he said and kept rewinding and playing the song over. The little skit that we heard never returned.
“Weird,” I said.
“Beats the heck out of me.”
“Maybe the CD is haunted. That was pretty spooky, y’know? That voice telling us to listen.”
“Maybe it was like a hidden track or something. They used to put those on CD’s back in the day. And this CD was pretty cheap and has all these songs on it. Could’ve been like a pirated deal.”
We weren’t really scared by the broadcast or whatever it was, just more confused. It was only looking back that we saw the importance of what we had heard and how from there our path seemed to be led a certain way.. At the time it was just this weird little thing, a funny little mystery that was forgettable for the time being.
We crept along for a while without incident, the traffic slowly gaining momentum. The music on the CD played on as usual and we heard no extra voices. The songs played like they were supposed to. Everything was fine.
Of course, outside of Gainesville, it hit me. I had been trying to ignore it and power through until we stopped for the night, but I had the sudden urge to pee. All that slow traffic and iced tea and a bottle of water must’ve caught up with me. This was intense. Usually I could hold it pretty good, but I had to get Gabriel to stop at the first exit we saw.
It was this gas station kind of off by itself and it was all dingy and old and faded and didn’t look the cleanest. Gabriel parked and my lower stomach and bladder ached as soon as I stood up and got out of the car. I burst into the place and made a beeline towards the restroom, over in the corner past the ATM and the glass fridges down a hall with burnt out fluorescent lights.
They were singles that you could lock, one for men and one for women. The floor was sticky and paper towels piled out of a trash can and a strip of toilet paper floated in a pool of standing water. A condom dispensing machine was on the wall opposite the toilet.
It wasn’t the worst public restroom I’d ever used and I didn’t have many options; I was literally about to piss myself. I would have to do the hover move over the toilet seat. No seat covers in a joint like this and I didn’t have time to prep it with toilet paper anything.
So I was doing my business, my thighs burning from the squat, and kind of laughing to myself at the condom dispenser machine with its brands like the “FRENCH TICKLER” and that’s when I saw it, the graffiti written in Sharpie, right there on the vending machine. It said, “For A Good Time, Call 9xx-XXX-XXXX [Redacted]”.
After I finished and had washed my hands, I snapped a pic of the graffiti. I figured Gabriel would get a kick out of it.
“You’re supposed to call it. That’s the rule,” Gabriel said when I showed him.
“I’m too nervous. You call. You heard it, too.”
“Chicken.”
“Yep.”
“How many of those things do you even see? I’ve seen them all the time. I bet it’s just dudes pranking each other or fucking with their ex-girlfriends.”
“Well I found it in the ladies room, so hopefully it wasn’t dudes.”
“Okay, you enter it in your phone and I’ll dial. I’ll try to do a caller ID block or something. Let’s just see what happens.”
“Are you sure?”
“Eh come on. Maybe it’s fate.”
The Texas travel center appeared on the southbound side of the interstate and we were soon crossing the Red River on into Oklahoma as I transcribed the numbers from the picture to the keypad on my dialer.
A large casino came into view. It was ginormous with this sort of facade of all these famous buildings on its outside. I could see Big Ben and that Roman coliseum and all these other world architecture things. The casino just stretched on and on.
“Aw, not again,” Gabriel said.
I had just finished transposing the number into the phone. The crazy casino had distracted me. “What is it, babe?”
“Another jam.”
The traffic was veering into the right hand lane, but it was still moving at a decent clip, like 45 mph or something. After a mile of this, I could see a couple of highway patrol cars parked across the interstate, blocking both lanes of traffic. A state trooper stood out in the middle, waving a flashlight thing and directing traffic to take the exit. There was still about an hour of daylight left and you couldn’t even see the light. He was just using it as a baton. Somewhere off in the distance there was a thick wall of smoke filling the evening sky with this surreal haze.
“Wonder what’s going on?” I asked.
“Who knows? Grassfire, maybe.”
We followed the other cars and trucks down the exit ramp. Some turned right, some turned left.
“Right or left? Right or left?” Gabriel asked.
There seemed to be more cars turning left. Maybe they knew something we didn’t. But then, we would be stuck behind them and it was getting dark and we were already behind schedule. I wanted to get the hell out of the car.
“Um, right! Right,” I said, trying to pull up the GPS on my phone. It was lagging and my service had kicked over to 3G. “Freaking Verizon,” I muttered.
We drove down a highway past empty fields fenced off by barbed wire. There were houses and barns and oilfield pump jacks every so often, but not much else. No gas stations or a sign of a town or much else, really. After driving into all this nothingness for a while, my phone completely lost all signal. The cars around us thinned out and there was only a black SUV in front of us.
“Hey babe, I have no service and can’t pull up the GPS. Wanna turn back around?”
“Nah, let’s just keep going. We’ve come this far, yeah? We’ll hit a main road eventually, get some service.”
I sighed in response as he kept driving, let him know I didn’t approve.
“We’ll turn north soon, ok? All roads lead to Turner Falls.”
I checked my phone every fifteen seconds, looking for a signal.
“C’mon Gabe, we’re gonna get lost out here. Let’s just go back, follow the other cars or see if they’ve opened up the interstate again.”
“Look, this looks like a good road. We’ll cut north here and drive aways and then cut back west towards the interstate. It’s literally impossible to get lost out here. Just trying not to lose any more time.”
But it wasn’t so simple and the nervous feeling in my stomach was validated when the road we drove north on turned to gravel. The sun was long gone and our headlights cut a tunnel through the night as barbed wire whizzed by, separating us from pastures that were elevated above the road on grassy rises. I started to fear the worst, thinking of every horror movie I’d ever seen that had started out this way: the headstrong man refusing to admit that he was lost and didn’t know where he was going and the increasingly pissed off and worried girl that was with him.
“Babe, please just turn around,” I pleaded.
“Ok, ok. Still no signal, eh?”
I looked down at my phone. Finally, there was one bar of service. “Yes! Hang on.”
“Oh fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck,” Gabriel said, his voice growing louder.
My stomach dropped as what appeared in the rear view mirror was just as scary as any sort of Freddy or Jason or Leatherface from the big screen.
Part 2

WHAT I AM GOING TO WATCH ON HBO MAX THAT I'VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE

What i'm going to watch first week on hbo max i'll will do a short review for each one every day

[TOMT] TV show (most likely 90's) where two characters get stranded (car break down?) and need to decide what to do with their last money.

Percy Jackson and the Olympians season 1 episode 4 (Pt 3)

This concludes PJO season 1 episode 4 of my fan script. Enjoy!

EXT – DINER PARKING LOT – LATER, NIGHT TIME
The kids approach ARES, who is standing by a huge motorcycle with flames painted on the sides and shotgun holsters by the seat.
ARES:
(Grinning wickedly)
Well, well, well! You didn’t die! Good job.
PERCY:
(Angry)
You knew it was a trap!
ARES:
(Chuckles)
Yeah, yeah I did. Bet that ol’ cripple was surprised to see you runts in his net. Ya’ll look good on TV, by the way.
PERCY:
(Shoves shield into ARES’S chest)
Here’s your shield, douche bag.
ANNABETH and GROVER both gulp, afraid of what ARES might do to PERCY, but the war god simply throws the shield in the air, and as it spins and twirls around, it transforms into a bullet proof vest, which ARES throws on over his duster.
ARES:
Much obliged, kid.
PERCY:
(Impatient)
Well? We held up our end of the bargain, now it’s your turn. Where’s our ride?
ARES:
Over there. Free ticket all the way to Vegas.
ARES gestures to an ugly, beat up eighteen wheeler across the street from the diner, with a sign on the back that reads: KINDNESS INTERNATIONAL: HUMANE ZOO TRANSPORT. WARNING: LIVE WILD ANIMALS INSIDE.
PERCY:
(Disgusted)
You can’t be serious…
ARES points at the truck, snaps his fingers, and the back doors of the trailer open.
ARES:
You want a ride West or not? Besides, it’s free, so shut your yap. Oh, and here’s a little something for your troubles.
(Grabs a blue nylon backpack from his motorcycle, tosses it to PERCY)
PERCY:
(Opens backpack, sees fresh clothes, drachmas and some snacks)
We don’t want your damn-
GROVER:
(Eyes wide, nervous)
Th-thank you, Lord ARES, for this wonderful gift.
ANNABETH:
(Anxious)
Yes, truly, Lord ARES, you are too generous. Isn’t he, PERCY?
PERCY scowls at ARES, who starts getting on his motorcycle.
PERCY:
(Trying to stay calm)
You still got something for me. You said you knew something about my mom.
ARES:
(Smug)
You sure you wanna know?
(Starts his motorcycle)
She ain’t dead, kid.
PERCY:
(Shocked, hopeful)
Not… dead? But I saw her-
ARES:
Explode into golden fire? HADES took her. He’s keeping her hostage.
PERCY:
(Angry, confused)
Why?
ARES:
You ever read the Art of War, kid? I bet your little girlfriend would know all about it. You take hostages for leverage, to control your enemy.
PERCY:
(Balls up fists)
She’s not my girlfriend. And no one’s controlling me.
ARES:
(Smirks)
Whatever you say, kiddo.
PERCY:
You know, you’re pretty smug for a guy who runs from cupid statues.
ARES:
(Eyes glowing behind shades, growling)
You better watch your back, PERCY JACKSON.
ARES revs his motorcycle, and takes off down the street.
ANNABETH:
(Concerned)
That wasn’t smart, PERCY.
PERCY:
Whatever.
ANNABETH:
You do not want a god as an enemy, PERCY. Especially not ARES.
The kids glance back at the diner, and through the window, see two men wearing ‘Kindness International’ overalls heading out of the diner.
GROVER:
(Urgent)
We gotta go, dudes.
The kids run across the street to the truck, hurriedly get in, and slam the doors close.
INT – BACK OF EIGHTEEN WHEELER – SAME TIME
After the kids get in the truck, they realize it’s pitch black, and they can barely see.
GROVER:
I can’t see crap.
PERCY:
Hold on.
PERCY uncaps Riptide, and the gentle golden-bronze glow of the blade illuminates the trailer, revealing three caged animals; an albino lion, a zebra, and an antelope, who all look incredibly miserable. The zebra’s mane has chewing gum stuck in it, the antelope has a birthday balloon tied around its antler, and the lion’s ribs are visible through its fur. The lion has a sack of turnips in its filthy cage, and the zebra and antelope have packages of ground beef in their cages.
GROVER:
(Distraught)
This is kindness?
ANNABETH:
(Sad)
This is horrible!
PERCY:
(Quiet)
Poor guys…
The truck starts up and lurches forward, causing the kids the stagger back and fall. GROVER gets to his feet, and tries talking to the animals in a series of goat bleats, but they all just stare at him sadly.
ANNABETH:
(Determined)
We have to set them free!
PERCY:
We’re in a moving truck, wise girl, where they gonna go?
ANNABETH:
(Disappointed)
Oh…
PERCY:
Besides, I don’t like the way ol’ Mufasa’s looking at me.
ANNABETH:
Well, we should still help them.
A montage begins of the kids helping the animals. ANNABETH pulls the packages of ground beef out of the zebra and antelope cages, and PERCY uses Riptide to drag the sack of turnips out of the lion’s cage. PERCY gives the turnips to the zebra and antelope, and ANNABETH throws the ground beef to the lion, who happily chows down on it. GROVER continues trying to talk to the animals, and PERCY finds a water jug and fills up their bowls. ANNABETH uses her dagger to cut the balloon off the antelope’s antler, and then tries to do they same for the gum in the zebra’s mane, but PERCY stops her.
PERCY:
The truck’s too bumpy. You might hurt him.
ANNABETH reluctantly sheaths her knife, and she sits down by the lion’s cage with PERCY. They open a pack of Oreo’s from the backpack ARES gave them, and GROVER lies down, using a turnip sack as a pillow.
ANNABETH:
(Quiet, bashful)
Hey, PERCY? Um… sorry I freaked out back at the water park.
PERCY:
(Smiles)
It’s all good.
ANNABETH:
(Shivering)
It’s just… spiders.
PERCY:
(Nodding)
Because of the Arachne story. She got turned into a spider for pissing off your mom, right?
ANNABETH:
Arachne’s children having been hunting down the children of ATHENA ever since. Hate the creepy little things.
(Smiles, brushes hair out of face)
Anyway, you were awesome. I owe you.
PERCY:
(Chuckles, blushing)
Hey, we’re a team, remember? Besides, GROVER was pretty amazing too.
GROVER:
(Grinning, sleepy)
Yeah I was.
ANNABETH and PERCY chuckle, and ANNABETH hands PERCY an Oreo.
ANNABETH:
Hey, so… what else did LUKE say in the IRIS MESSAGE?
PERCY:
(Hesitant)
Well… he said you and him go way back. And how GROVER wouldn’t fail this time… and something about a pine tree?
ANNABETH and GROVER become quiet.
GROVER:
(Sad braying sound)
I should’ve just told you from the start. I thought if you knew how big of a failure I am, you wouldn’t want me to come on your quest.
PERCY:
I knew it! You were the satyr who rescued THALIA, the daughter of ZEUS, weren’t you?
GROVER doesn’t respond, but sadly looks off into space.
PERCY:
And the other half-bloods that you got to camp…
(Turns to ANNABETH)
… it was you and LUKE, wasn’t it?
ANNABETH:
(Quiet)
Like you said, a seven year old half-blood could never survive long by herself. THALIA was twelve at the time, LUKE was fourteen. They both ran away from home, just like me. They were passing through Virginia around the time I ran away, and they took me in. For the first time, I felt like I had a real family.
(Sadly smiles)
I used to joke about how LUKE was like the dad of the group, THALIA was the mom, and I was their kid. After a few weeks of wandering around, fighting monsters and generally trying not to die, GROVER found us.
GROVER:
(Shaky voice)
I had strict orders to escort THALIA to camp. Just THALIA. We knew HADES was after her, and his monsters were closing in fast. CHIRON told me to do absolutely nothing that might slow us down, but… I couldn’t just leave LUKE and ANNABETH. I was sure I could get all three of them safely to camp but…
(Choking on words)
I-I got lost. Then all three Kindly Ones attacked us and…
(Tears streaming down face)
If I had just been a little faster…
ANNABETH:
(Kind)
GROVER… no one blames you.
GROVER:
The Council of Cloven Elders did. They said her death was all my fault.
PERCY:
(Angry)
Why? Because you refused to leave two innocent kids to die?
ANNABETH:
PERCY’S right. If it weren’t for you, I wouldn’t be here, GROVER. We don’t care what the council says.
GROVER:
(Grumbling)
Just my luck. I’m the biggest loser of a satyr ever and I find two of the most powerful half-bloods of the last century.
ANNABETH:
(Quiet, kind)
You’re not a loser satyr. You’re the best satyr in the world. I mean, you’re willingly going to the UNDERWORLD. And I bet PERCY is glad to have you here.
ANNABETH kicks PERCY in the shin.
PERCY:
(Surprised, gives ANNABETH an irritated glare)
Y-yeah… and it’s not luck that you found THALIA. Or me. You’ve got the biggest heart of anyone I’ve ever met… that’s why you’ll find PAN someday.
GROVER stays quiet, then starts snoring, and PERCY realizes GROVER has been asleep for a while.
PERCY:
(Flabbergasted)
How does he do that?
ANNABETH:
No idea. But…
(Smiles warmly, blushing)
That was really sweet of you. What you said to him.
PERCY:
(Smiles, blushing)
I meant it.
They sit in silence few a moments, the truck bumping and shaking as it heads down the road. PERCY notices ANNABETH playing with her necklace, and gets curious.
PERCY:
So, that pine tree bead… is that from your first year?
ANNABETH:
Yep. Every August, the counselors get together and discuss the most important thing that happened that summer, and they have it painted on that year's bead. I’ve got THALIA’S tree, a Greek trireme on fire, a centaur in a prom dress…
PERCY raises an eyebrow.
ANNABETH:
Yeah, that was a pretty weird summer.
PERCY:
(Cautious)
And… the college ring, it’s your dad’s, isn’t it?
ANNABETH:
(Frowns, annoyed)
That’s none of your-
(Stops herself, kind and sad)
Yeah. It’s my dad’s.
PERCY:
You don’t have to tell me.
ANNABETH:
No, I… I want to tell you.
(Takes shaky breath)
Two summers ago, he sent it to me in a letter. My mom helped him get into Harvard; long story, by the way; so the ring’s super important to him. And… he wanted me to have it. He said he was sorry for being a jerk… he said he loved me, missed me, and wanted me to come back to Virginia.
PERCY:
That sounds pretty good.
ANNABETH:
Yeah, it was…
(Sad)
… For a while. My stepmom was the same evil old witch. She still treated me like a freak of nature, and my dad still took her side. We got into shouting matches almost everyday, and monsters attacked almost every week. Halfway through Winter break, I called CHIRON and went back to camp.
PERCY:
Do you… think you’ll try it again? Living with your dad?
ANNABETH:
(Quiet)
Please, PERCY. I’m not into self inflicted torture.
PERCY:
(Soft, kind)
You should give him another chance. I get that family sucks sometimes, but… they’re still family.
ANNABETH:
(Cold)
Thanks for the advice, PERCY. But my dad made his choice.
They sit in silence for a while.
PERCY:
(Hollow, hopeless)
Hey, ANNABETH? If we fail, and the gods fight… you think it will really go down like the Trojan war? ATHENA vs POSEIDON?
ANNABETH:
(Sighing, tired)
I don’t know what my mom will do, PERCY, but I do know I’ll stand by your side.
PERCY:
(Confused, flattered)
Oh… why?
ANNABETH:
(Yawning)
Because you’re my friend, seaweed brain. Goodnight.
ANNABETH curls up on the sacks of turnips, and falls asleep immediately. PERCY tries to get comfortable, and as soon as he does fall asleep, he begins having another nightmare.
INT – NIGHTMARE, DARK CLASSROOM, FLICKERING LIGHTS – UNKNOWN TIME
PERCY sits in a classroom, wearing a straight jacket with a standardized test on the desk in front of him. PERCY looks up from his desk, and sees a ghoulish looking teacher.
GHOULISH TEACHER:
(Mocking)
Come on, PERCY. You’re not stupid, are you? Pick up your pencil.
PERCY struggles to get out of his straight jacket, and is surprised to hear a girls voice next to him.
FEMALE VOICE: (O.S.)
(Irritated)
Well, seaweed brain?
PERCY, surprised, turns to see who the girl is, and sees a girl about his age with punkish black hair and blue eyes, also struggling in a straight jacket, and PERCY somehow immediately knows she is THALIA.
PERCY:
(Quiet, curious)
THALIA…
THALIA:
One of us has to get out of here. This is your dream, take control.
PERCY closes his eyes, focusing, and his straight jacket turns to white dust, and the image of the classroom begins breaking apart, as if it were being sucked into a black hole. The image of THALIA vanishes, and the ghoulish looking teacher turns into black mist, which turns into the image of the gaping chasm that PERCY had seen in his previous dreams, with a cloaked figure standing in front of it.
EVIL VOICE: (O.S.)
PERCY JACKSON… the exchange was a success, then? And he suspects nothing?
CLOAKED FIGURE:
No, my lord. He remains ignorant, as do they all.
EVIL VOICE: (O.S.)
Ah, deceptions within deceptions… excellent…
CLOAKED FIGURE:
You are well named the Crooked One, my lord. But… was all this really necessary? I could have simply brought it to you myself-
EVIL VOICE:
Hah! You?
The cloaked figure flinches.
EVIL VOICE:
You have already shown me the limits of you competence. If I had not intervened, you would have failed me utterly.
CLOAKED FIGURE:
But, m-my lord-
EVIL VOICE: (O.S.)
(Soothing)
Shhh… peace, little servant. These six months have bought much for us. ZEUS’S wrath grows. POSEIDON has played his most desperate hand, and we shall use it against him. Shortly, you shall have your wish, and your revenge. Once both items are within my hands-
(Concerned)
-Wait… he watches.
PERCY gulps, his eyes wide with fear.
CLOAKED FIGURE:
(Alarmed)
What?! You summoned him, my lord?
EVIL VOICE: (O.S.)
(Confused, cold, angry)
No… damn his father’s blood. He is too changeable, unpredictable. The boy’s power grows, he brought himself hither.
CLOAKED FIGURE:
(Distressed)
Impossible!
EVIL VOICE: (O.S.)
Perhaps, for a weakling like you… so, you wish to dream of your quest, little half-blood? Fine, I will oblige.
Suddenly, PERCY finds himself in a huge throne room made with black marble pillars and bronze floor, with an obsidian throne with the ghoulish faces of damned souls carved into it. Before the throne, at the foot of the dais is the image of PERCY’S mother, shrouded in golden fire. PERCY tries running to her, but his feet seemed to be stuck to the ground.
PERCY:
(Screaming, desperate)
MOM!!!
Suddenly, PERCY is surrounded by skeletal figures in ancient Greek armor, who drape a red silk robe over his shoulers, and place thorny laurels on his head, which begin burning into his scalp.
EVIL VOICE: (O.S.)
(Laughing coldly)
Hail the conquering hero!
PERCY screams in agony as his skin slowly withers, his body turning ghoulish and skeletal, and is jolted awake from his nightmare when the truck lurches to a halt.
GROVER:
Hey dude, you up? I think we’re in Vegas.
The back door of the trailer unlocks.
ANNABETH:
(Urgent, quiet)
Hide!
ANNABETH puts on her Yankees cap, and vanishes.
PERCY:
(Grumbling)
Easy for you to say.
PERCY and GROVER hide behind some sacks of turnips as the doors opens, and one of the truck drivers climbs into the trailer.
TRUCK DRIVER #1:
(Grumbling, waving hand in front of nose)
Ugh… man, I should’ve hauled appliances.
(Approaches lion cage, grabs water jug, grinning)
Hey, big boy, thirsty?
The truck driver splashes the water jug in the lion’s face, causing it to roar angrily.
TRUCK DRIVER #1:
Yeah, yeah.
(Turns to zebra cage)
Well, at least we’ll be getting ridda you, stripes. You’re goin’ to a magic show! They’re gonna saw ya in half!
UNKNOWN VOICE: (IN PERCY’S HEAD)
My lord, free me, please!
PERCY’S jaw drops when realizes the voice is coming from the zebra, and a banging noise comes from outside the trailer.
TRUCK DRIVER #1:
Eh? Whatchu want, Eddie?
RANDOM TRUCK DRIVER #2: (O.S.)
Huh? You say something, Maurice?
TRUCK DRIVER #1:
(Annoyed)
Whatchu bangin for?
TRUCK DRIVER #2: (O.S.)
What bangin?
TRUCK DRIVER #1 rolls his eyes and leaves the trailer, and starts yelling at TRUCK DRIVER #2. ANNABETH becomes visible next to PERCY.
ANNABETH:
(Hushed)
That should keep them busy for a while. We have to free these animals. This can’t be legal!
GROVER:
It’s not. The lion just told me that these guys are smugglers.
ZEBRA: (IN PERCY’S HEAD)
Yes! Smugglers! Please, free us, my lord!
PERCY:
That zebra is talking to me.
ANNABETH:
(Surprised)
Wait, what?
PERCY:
Yeah, I can hear it’s voice in my head.
ANNABETH:
(Thinking)
Well, zebra’s are technically horses, and your dad created the first horse, so I guess it makes sense that you can talk to them.
ZEBRA: (IN PERCY’S HEAD)
Break my cage, prince PERSEUS. I can survive on my own after that.
PERCY uncaps Riptide, destroys the lock on the zebra’s cage, and the zebra leaps out, then bows to PERCY.
ZEBRA: (IN PERCY’S HEAD)
Thank you, my lord.
GROVER holds out his hands and mutters something in Ancient Greek, then the zebra runs out onto the streets of Las Vegas, the truck driver chasing after it, and several cops chase the truck drivers.
ANNABETH:
Now the other animals.
PERCY destroys the locks on the antelope and lion’s cages, and before they leave, GROVER mutters the same Ancient Greek words to them.
PERCY:
(Curious)
What did you say to them?
GROVER:
It’s a satyr’s sanctuary. It’s a nature spell that will make sure they find food, water and shelter until they find a safe place to stay.
PERCY:
(Impressed)
Oh… wait, why don’t you do that to us?
GROVER:
It only works on wild animals, dude.
ANNABETH:
Okay… so why don’t you just use it on PERCY?
PERCY:
(Sarcastic gasp)
GROVER! Did that forehead just talk?
ANNABETH:
(Feigning innocence)
Hey! I was kidding!
(Sticks out tongue)
Let’s get out of here.
The kids wander around Las Vegas while cops chase around the animals in the background, and eventually find themselves outside of an incredibly fancy hotel.
DOORMAN:
(Friendly)
Hey kids, you look tired. Why don’t you come in and stay a while?
PERCY:
(Suspicious at first, but shrugs)
Eh, why not?
The kids step into the hotel, and as they do, the camera pans up to show a neon lotus symbol over the door.
INT – LOTUS HOTEL AND CASINO – SAME TIME
When the kids see the inside of the hotel, their jaws drop.
PERCY, ANNABETH, AND GROVER, IN UNISON:
(Awestruck)
Woah…
The kids look around the hotel lobby, which is filled with all sorts of fun activities, including an indoor bungee jumping bridge, a rock climbing wall, an indoor waterslide, and various virtual reality video games. A bellhop comes out of nowhere, surprising the kids.
BELLHOP:
Hey there!
PERCY, ANNABETH, AND GROVER, IN UNISON:
(Startled)
Ah!
BELLHOP:
(Friendly)
Welcome to the Louts Hotel and Casino! Here’s your room key!
(Hands PERCY a key card)
PERCY:
(Awkward)
Um… but…
BELLHOP:
Oh, don’t worry, your bill’s been taken care of. No extra charges, no tips, nothing. Your room number is 4001, top floor. If you need anything, just call the front desk. Oh, and here’s your LotusCash cards, they work on everything from the restaurants to the games.
(Hands the kids each a green card with a white lotus symbol on it)
PERCY:
(Suspicious)
Huh… how much is on these?
BELLHOP:
(Confused)
What do you mean?
PERCY:
Like, when do they run out of cash?
BELLHOP:
(Chuckles)
Oh, hey, good joke, kid. Enjoy your stay!
PERCY looks back and forth between ANNABETH and GROVER, who both shrug. They head to the glass elevator, which has a huge waterslide winding around it.
PERCY:
(Grinning)
That’s super cool.
ANNABETH:
(Blunt)
And probably super illegal.
(Smirks)
But yeah, it is pretty cool.
The kids check into their room, which is a three bedroom, three bathroom suite, complete with a refrigerator, a flat screen TV, and several laptops.
GROVER:
This…
ANNABETH:
Is so…
PERCY:
Dope.
ANNABETH:
(Grabs TV remote, excited)
I wonder if National Geographic is on!
PERCY:
(Raises eyebrow)
NatGeo? All those channels and you wanna watch NatGeo?
ANNABETH:
(Blunt)
Yes.
PERCY rolls his eyes, tosses ARES’S backpack into a trash can, and walks away before he can see the backpack shimmer and disappear.
GROVER: (O.S.)
(Excited)
Dudes, you won’t believe this!
PERCY and ANNABETH head out to the balcony, and they grin when they see what GROVER has found. A few minutes later, they all sit together in a hot tub on the balcony.
PERCY:
(Relaxed)
Ooooh… this is nice.
ANNABETH:
Mmmmm… just what I needed.
GROVER:
Dudes, there’s also a skeet shooting machine up here.
PERCY:
(Surprised)
Seriously?
(Looks over at the edge of balcony)
Woah, there is.
PERCY and GROVER get out of the hot tub, and PERCY grabs the shotgun, grinning.
PERCY:
Sweet.
ANNABETH:
(Worried)
Okay, this is definitely illegal.
The kids all exchange nervous glances, then start laughing.
PERCY:
(Grinning)
Eh, who cares?
ANNABETH:
(Giggling)
I know, right?
PERCY:
Hey GROVER, pull.
GROVER launches a clay pigeon into the air, which PERCY blasts out of the sky with his shotgun.
PERCY:
(Holding shotgun up high, shouting triumphantly)
YEAAAAAAAAH!!!
ANNABETH:
(Getting out of hot tub)
My turn, my turn!
A montage begins of the kids having fun around the hotel, playing laser tag, riding the indoor roller coaster, stuffing their faces with pizza, jumping off the bungee jumping bridge, and PERCY and ANNABETH sing karaoke of ‘Don’t Stop Believing’. PERCY gets kissed on the cheeks by two pretty waitresses, making him blush, but then he gets suspicious when he sees a group of people who are dressed as if they walked out of a 50’s movie. PERCY shrugs it off at first, and starts playing some shooting games with a boy about his age dressed like an Elvis impersonator named Darrin.
DARRIN:
Aw dude, this game is so groovy, man.
PERCY:
(Frowns, confused)
Y-yeah, it’s uh… it’s pretty dope.
DARRIN looks at PERCY like he just started speaking an alien language, then goes back to his game. PERCY starts playing his game again, but stops, and gets a slightly worried look on his face.
PERCY:
Hey, DARRIN, weird question, but… what year is it?
DARRIN:
(Confused)
In the game?
PERCY:
No, in real life.
DARRIN:
(Scratches head, thinking)
… 1977, dude.
PERCY:
(Nervous chuckle)
You’re joking, right?
DARRIN:
Bad vibes, man. Bad vibes.
PERCY stares at Darrin bewildered, then begins running around frantically, trying to find his friends.
PERCY:
(Approaches businessman dressed in old fashioned clothes)
Excuse me, sir, do you know what year it is?
OLD FASHIONED BUSINESSMAN:
Why, it’s 1929, my boy! And the stock market’s never been better!
Later, PERCY runs into some WWI soldiers, and asks them what year it is.
WWI SOLDIER:
It’s 1918, son, and the Great War has finally come to an end!
The other soldiers cheer.
PERCY:
(Confused)
Great War… do you mean World War One?
The soldiers stop cheering, and get worried looks on their faces.
PERCY:
(Awkward)
I mean, um… bye.
PERCY runs around for a while, trying to find his friends, and is relieved to find ANNABETH playing some sort of architect simulator.
PERCY:
(Urgent)
ANNABETH! Thank the gods you’re okay. We have to get out of here.
ANNABETH doesn’t respond.
PERCY:
(Worried, shakes her shoulder)
ANNABETH?
ANNABETH:
(Whining like a child)
Ugh… whaaaaaat?
PERCY:
(Stern)
We have to leave, now.
ANNABETH:
Are you crazy? This place is awesome.
PERCY:
That’s just it, ANNABETH. This place is designed to get you addicted.
PERCY realizes ANNABETH is ignoring him again, and he shakes her shoulder again.
ANNABETH:
(Whips around, annoyed)
What?
PERCY:
(Serious)
Our quest. The UNDERWORLD, remember?
ANNABETH:
(Turns back to her game, sighing)
Just a few more minutes.
PERCY:
ANNABETH, I just talked to a girl who thinks it’s still the 1930’s. This place is enchanted, it’s like it exists outside of time and space. You check in, and you never want to leave.
ANNABETH:
So? This place is great! Why would you wanna leave?
PERCY sighs, then grabs ANNABETH by the wrist, pulling her away from the game.
ANNABETH:
(Screaming)
Hey! Let go of me!
ANNABETH hits PERCY in the arm a few times, but he grabs both her wrists, then grabs her face and makes her look directly into his eyes.
PERCY:
(Grim, dark)
Spiders, ANNABETH. Big, hairy spiders with spindly little legs and fat bodies.
ANNABETH gets a horrified look on her face, and breaks out of her trance.
ANNABETH:
(Scared)
PERCY? Where… how long…
PERCY:
I don’t know. But we have to get out of here.
Their eyes get wide with dread.
PERCY AND ANNABETH, IN UNISON:
GROVER.
They run around for a bit, shouting GROVER’S name, and eventually find him at a reverse hunting simulator.
GROVER:
(Excited)
Ha! Take that, human! Yeah, it’s not so funny when the deer has the gun, huh?
PERCY and ANNABETH exchange a slightly confused look, and slowly approach GROVER.
GROVER:
(Laughing maniacally)
Bwa-ha-ha! The hunter has become the hunted!
ANNABETH:
(Curt, stern)
GROVER, we’re going. Now.
GROVER ignores her and keeps playing his game.
PERCY:
(Irritated)
GROVER!
GROVER whips around, and starts clicking the trigger of his plastic gun at PERCY. PERCY rolls his eyes, and he and ANNABETH grab GROVER by the arms and start dragging him to the door. GROVER’S magic shoes come to life and attempt to take him back to his game.
GROVER:
Hey! Wait, dudes, I’m almost on the next level!
PERCY and ANNABETH ignore him, and are almost at the door when the bellhop hurries up to them.
BELLHOP:
Hey kids, you ready to upgrade to your platinum cards?
PERCY:
(Curt)
Actually, I think we’ll be leaving now.
BELLHOP:
(Sad, disappointed)
Oh… that’s too bad. And we just added a whole new game floor for platinum card members.
The bellhop holds out three shiny platinum-colored cards.
GROVER:
(Excited, tries to grab the cards)
Aw, sweet, dude!
ANNABETH:
(Smacking GROVER’S hand away)
Thanks, but no thanks.
PERCY and ANNABETH drag GROVER towards the door, GROVER struggling against them.
BELLHOP:
Well… come again…
PERCY:
(Blunt)
No.
PERCY and ANNABETH finally manage to get GROVER out the door, and they all stumble back onto the streets of Las Vegas.
ANNABETH:
(Worried)
How long were we in there?
PERCY:
(Frantically runs up to random by passers)
Excuse me, sir? What year is it?
The random man gives PERCY a weird look, and keeps walking.
PERCY:
(Runs up to teenage girl)
Excuse me? Can you tell-
RANDOM TEENAGE GIRL:
I have a boyfriend.
PERCY rolls his eyes, then finds a news paper on the ground. He starts reading it, and his eyes get wide with dread.
PERCY:
Okay, guys, good news and bad news.
ANNABETH:
(Worried)
Good news first.
PERCY:
It’s still June.
GROVER:
(Relieved)
Oh, thank PAN!
ANNABETH:
(Cautious)
… Bad news?
PERCY:
It’s June twentieth.
All hope drains from ANNABETH and GROVER’S faces.
ANNABETH:
(Stammering)
B-but that means…
PERCY:
We were in there for five days.
GROVER:
(Panicking)
B-b-but then that means…
PERCY:
Yep.
The kids all exchange glances, ANNABETH and GROVER’S faces terrified, PERCY’S face grim.
PERCY:
We have one day to find the MASTER BOLT, and stop World War Three.
Roll credits.

More Interesting Times (Part 2)

More Interesting Times (Part 2)
by Jayge 8^J
In 2017, Jeff Bezos of Amazon is said to have made $107 million a day on average, adding $40 billion to his fortune, now estimated at $150 billion. Every year war, disease, poverty, illiteracy, and famine remain unresolved, while our billionaire blight grows. Are these mere coincidences or something far more serious? Tim predicted that for each of the next 10 years that same pattern will continue, making matters ever worse than they are today. Billionaires create poverty & misery in society, not wealth. Speaking of worthless billionaires brings us to covfefe, psycho liar Trump and his 3,001 'alt-truths' since his fat ass landed in the Oval Office. “We must make our choice. We may have democracy, or we may have wealth concentrated in the hands of a few, but we cannot have both.” ― Supreme Court Justice Louis D. Brandeis, a Zionist before Zionism turned ugly. Trump's now angling for a Nobel Peace Prize, yet we know it's really about his ego and profiteering. Supporters say he's a real estate branding genius playing 4D chess, but we see shameless chutzpah & 1D checkers. What about his Trump U. swindle? Lady Liberty and Mother Earth better beware of Trump, like demon Kissinger, cuz the republic has never been in worse hands. His new top Jewish economic adviser is Larry Kudlow, who allegedly was ousted from Bear Stearns senior management in the mid-90s with a monthly $100K cocaine habit. Trump is surely an enigma worth investigating. His Wikipedia page provides some facts of his life, while skewing or omitting others. Curiously, his net worth is said to be $3.1B, while he claims over $10B and others maintain that his bankruptcies made him a debt slave to Russian, Jewish, Arab, and/or Italian mobs. Let's ban billionaires. If $999,999,999.99 isn't enough for you, then we don't want you & your U.S. assets will be used to solve society's problems, a reminder of this century-old ragtime classic, "The rich get rich and the poor get poor / In the meantime, in between time / Ain't We Got Fun".
'Dark Journalist' Daniel Liszt shows startling revelations in his livestream YouTube presentations, including that Trump's 'nuclear' uncle, electrical engineer John George Trump, had private access to Nikola Tesla's papers after his death & in 1987 President Nixon sent Trump a letter, urging him to run for president, cuz he would win. Trump keeps it on display. Also, he found a series of X steganography, from Egyptian & Mayan hieroglyphs, Mystery Schools, to planet X, to secret Eisenhower X-program, to fresh JFK assassination info, to LBJ library's 'X' document, to Nixon insider Robert Merritt & White House 'extraterrestrial time capsule', to journalist-author Frank Scully, source of The X-Files character Dana Scully, & much more. Zachary K. Hubbard exposes info about elite-coded news headlines, sports fraud, deaths of celebrity, political, & sports figures, CNN is CIA, & much more, all Kabbalah numerology Gematria based & their divide & conquer ritual methods in his book Letters & Numbers, free to find truth blog, The Gematria Effect weekly radio show, & YouTube channel Gematria Effect News, after his other channels were deleted by Google's YouTube. He & Thom Hartmann are rare sane radio voices amid a sea of rabid, fear & war mongering, far right extremist stochastic terrorists, evolution, globe, or climate change deniers. George Soros, Hillary Clinton, Nancy Pelosi, & Barack Obama aren't the root of evil. It's the fascist GOP, stupid.
Back in 2018, after unwinding each phi vector taken, Travers was visited by Men in Black who had probing inquiries about his recent whereabouts, activities, & encounters, as well as stern directives & threats not to speak to anyone about them. He now felt that all of his noble intentions & efforts had failed, but unknown to him things were about to get interesting. Amid clouds of corruption uncovered by Robert Mueller's investigation, Trump suddenly resigned along with Mike Pence, the former to serve prison time abroad for tax evasion, the latter to try televangelism. Paul Ryan as Speaker of the House of Representatives was next in line, but declined so President pro tempore of the Senate Orrin Hatch was sworn in as 46th U.S. president. Something quite unprecedented was occurring.
"Donald John Trump is the 45th and current President of the United States. Before entering politics, he was a businessman and television personality. Trump was born and raised in the New York City borough of Queens, and received an economics degree from the Wharton School of the University of Pennsylvania. He took charge of his family's real estate business in 1971, renamed it The Trump Organization, and expanded it from Queens and Brooklyn into Manhattan. The company built or renovated skyscrapers, hotels, casinos, and golf courses. Trump later started various side ventures, including licensing his name for real estate and consumer products. He managed the company until his 2017 inauguration. He co-authored several books, including The Art of the Deal. He owned the Miss Universe and Miss USA beauty pageants from 1996 to 2015, and he produced and hosted the reality television show The Apprentice from 2003 to 2015. Forbes estimates his net worth to be $3.1 billion." -- Wikipedia
Apparently, Time Lord Jefferson took matters into his own hands & carefully set them aright. He had a stenographer secretly record his Monticello meeting. While Travers slept tight in a feather bed, Jefferson borrowed his Cronosoar. With Benjamin Franklin, he devised a solution to Travers' conundrum & spied on the White House to ascertain the situation, using a special Franklin-made drone. A plebiscite outlawed lobbying & dissolved the legislative branch of government along with corporate boards to reform with all new faces, while those ousted faced corruption charges. He made America fair again. We the People got new systems for our Founders' broken model. Several ambitious parties sprang up, including Native Law, Gaia Greens, Latin Power, Black Rights, & Young Turks, replacing the splintered Democrats. Out of a rebranded GOOP, which now stood for Geezer Obsolete Obstructionist Party, a more apt appellation, rose Libertarians, Constitutionalists, & a mega MAGA Mad Hatter's Tea Party. To be an American was honorable once more.
Franklin said or wrote, "Time is money." "An investment in knowledge pays the best interest." "Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. Involve me and I learn." "Well done is better than well said." "By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail." "We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid." "Half a truth is often a great lie." "Genius without education is like silver in the mine." "Where liberty is, there is my country." "When you're finished changing, you're finished." "There was never a good war or a bad peace." "Either write something worth reading or do something worth writing." "He that lives upon hope will die fasting." "Some people die at 25 and aren't buried until 75." "Energy and persistence conquer all things." "The Constitution only gives people the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch it yourself." "The doorstep to the temple of wisdom is a knowledge of our own ignorance." "Being ignorant is not so much a shame, as being unwilling to learn." "The doors of wisdom are never shut." "Life's tragedy is that we get old too soon and wise too late." "There are three things extremely hard: steel, a diamond, and to know one's self." "It is easier to prevent bad habits than it is to break them." "When in doubt, don't." "Never confuse motion with action." "Take time for all things: great haste makes great waste." "If time be of all things the most precious, then wasting time must be the greatest prodigality." "The eye of the master will do more work than both his hands." "He that can have patience can have what he will." "Employ thy time well, if thou meanest to gain leisure." "Lost time is never found again." "One today is worth two tomorrows."
"Benjamin Franklin FRS FRSE was an American polymath and one of the Founding Fathers of the United States. Franklin was a leading author, printer, political theorist, politician, freemason, postmaster, scientist, inventor, humorist, civic activist, statesman, and diplomat. As a scientist, he was a major figure in the American Enlightenment and the history of physics for his discoveries and theories regarding electricity. As an inventor, he is known for the lightning rod, bifocals, and the Franklin stove, among other inventions. He founded many civic organizations, including the Library Company, Philadelphia's first fire department and the University of Pennsylvania." -- Wikipedia
NATO forces on joint military training operations with the IDF sprung a surprise trap netting top Zionist brass & placed the tiny nation under strict martial law, while UN peacekeepers & NGOs moved in to secure nuclear weaponry to prevent their insane Samson Option & conduct mass migrations. Palestinians were freed to inhabit West Bank settlements, while boycott denial non-Semitic militant white Zionists were herded into work camps in Gaza & the West Bank under miserable apartheid conditions they had made, ultimately for themselves. Israel roared empty claims of anti-Semitism at UN headquarters & in their global media Kabbalah cabal, but got no response. "Revenge is a dish best served cold." -- Klingon proverb (from Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan) Similar roundups by the FBI in the U.S. netted KKK, CIA, NSA, neo-Nazis, Saudi royals, white nationalists, racist skinheads, Dark Money fat cats, & Proud Boys, who soon found themselves in Gaza, where ex-President Trump was torn apart by some who felt betrayed by him in a vicious civil war between far right militant Zionists & farther right militant Zionists. A great weight was lifted off humanity's back, the International Red Cross finally released its meticulous WWII camp statistics, & seemingly miraculous drops occurred in nosy spies, Spam emails, & most surprisingly 99% of the Pentagon budget, followed by reciprocal defense moves worldwide. The elite's 3,000-year-old Abrahamic religions experiment was banned as dangerously counter-productive. Our planet entered the Aquarian Age, brimming with green energy opportunity, exploration of the Cosmos, resources on other worlds, & extraterrestrial communication.
"The Samson Option is the name that some military analysts and authors have given to Israel's deterrence strategy of massive retaliation with nuclear weapons as a "last resort" against the specific country whose military destroys Israel. Commentators also have employed the term to refer to situations where non-nuclear, non-Israeli actors, have threatened conventional weapons retaliation." -- Wikipedia
Silly coincidence theories of 19 'Muslim hijacker' clowns led by a CIA clone in a cave, 'magic bullet', 'lone assassin', Nazi Reichstag fire, 'surprise attacks' of Havana Harbor, Lusitania, Pearl Harbor, Gulf of Tonkin, & 9/11, didn't stand the test of time. Travers laughed when he read that Ari Quotient, Max Ernst, & Elbert Dreistein were in line for the quadrennial 2022 Fields Medal, so-called 'Nobel Prize' in mathematics, for their elaborate so-called proof that time travel is impossible.
Chillin' later at the beach with network maven yogi bud CEJ, while simultaneously wondering whether eigenvector matrices were quasicrystalline spin networks, they saw Garrett Lisi parasailing & approached the easy-going theorist-adventurer. After Tim's talk with Newton, he tried once more to grok gravity by asking Lisi for insight, who said, "All fields of the standard model and gravity are unified as an E8 principal bundle connection. A non-compact real form of the E8 Lie algebra has G2 and F4 subalgebras which break down to strong su(3), electroweak su(2) x u(1), gravitational so(3,1), the frame-Higgs, and three generations of fermions related by triality. The interactions and dynamics of these 1-form and Grassmann valued parts of an E8 superconnection are described by the curvature and action over a four dimensional base manifold." "The mathematics of quantum mechanics very accurately describes how our universe operates." "I think the universe is pure geometry - basically, a beautiful shape twisting around nd dancing over space-time." "I always found it satisfying that gravity was described by Einstein's geometric theory of general relativity." "There are a lot of good things about string theory, and it's great that some people want to work on it." "I'm afraid the workings of J.J. Abrams' mind fall outside the predictive capacity of any coherent theory." "Surfing is simply the most fun I know how to have on this planet." "Ninety-five per cent of my time is virtually wasted." "You cannot think when you're ecstatic." "Science is our last and greatest frontier." "The only thing that makes sense is if the universe is beautiful and simple and elegant."
"Antony Garrett Lisi, known as Garrett Lisi, is an American theoretical physicist and adventure sports enthusiast. Lisi works as an independent researcher without an academic position. He is a strong proponent of balance in life, in his case between scientific research and enjoyment of the outdoors." -- Wikipedia
"In quantum mechanics, the Planck time (tP) is the unit of time in the system of natural units known as Planck units. A Planck unit is the time required for light to travel in a vacuum a distance of 1 Planck length, which is approximately 5.39 × 10 −44 s. The unit is named after Max Planck, who was the first to propose it." -- Wikipedia
"An attosecond is...one quintillionth of a second. For context, an attosecond is to a second what a second is to about 31.71 billion years." -- Wikipedia
"The Wheeler–DeWitt equation is...part of a theory that attempts to combine mathematically the ideas of quantum mechanics and general relativity, a step towards a theory of quantum gravity...time plays a role different from what it does in non-relativistic quantum mechanics, leading to the so-called 'problem of time'. -- Wikipedia
Hugh Everett III, colleague of John Wheeler & Bryce DeWitt, wrote Universal Wave Function Theory that proposed a many-worlds interpretation of quantum mechanics.
"Just for scale, one unit of Planck time is less than a trillionth of a trillionth of the attosecond described above!...for things that happen below the Planck scale, time disappears." -- Gregg Braden, Fractal Time, page 102, doing his best impression of Paul Charles William Davies
"Einstein’s 1905 paper came out and suddenly changed people’s thinking about space-time. We’re again in the middle of something like that. When the dust settles, time—whatever it may be—could turn out to be even stranger and more illusory than even Einstein could imagine." -- Carlo Rovelli
"We shall require a substantially new manner of thinking if mankind is to survive." -- Albert Einstein
"Terence McKenna...Timewave Zero...fractal modeling of time" -- Wikipedia
Today Travers' weltanschauung took a serious hit when he was informed that Wikipedia, which he had contributed occasional editing, was another tool of the ruling elite. There was no doubt Tim needed some math tutoring, but now he had all the time in the world. CEJ, born in the year of the Wheeler–DeWitt equation, took Tim's Cronosoar for a proper shakedown cruise so both of them might study Lisi's ideas without sacrificing vacation time. They crossed paths once with John Titor, towing him out of a 'temporal causality loop', like that experienced by USS Enterprise NCC-1701-D crew & USS Bozeman under Captain Morgan Bateson (Kelsey Grammer) in "Cause and Effect" season 5 episode 18 of Star Trek: The Next Generation. In appreciation, he shared some 2036 trove coordinates & his ""stationary mass, temporal displacement unit powered by two top-spin, dual positive singularities", producing a "standard off-set Tipler sinusoid"...Two magnetic housing units for the dual micro singularities... An electron injection manifold to alter mass and gravity of the micro singularities...A cooling and X-ray venting system...Gravity sensors, or a variable gravity lock...Four main cesium clocks...Three main computer units" -- Wikipedia However, they steered clear of Doc Brown's device & the McFly family, due to many time anomalies they were well-known for. Besides, that flux capacitor DeLorean was a fire hazard.
"Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising each time we fall." -- Confucius
"Observe good faith and justice with all nations. Cultivate peace and harmony with all." -- George Washington
"We spend a great deal of time studying history, which, let's face it, is mostly the history of stupidity." -- Stephen Hawking
"One of the lessons of history is that nothing is often a good thing to do and always a clever thing to say." -- Will Durant
"That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the lessons of history." -- Aldous Huxley
"The value of history is, indeed, not scientific but moral: by liberalizing the mind, by deepening the sympathies, by fortifying the will, it enables us to control, not society, but ourselves -- a much more important thing; it prepares us to live more humanely in the present and to meet rather than to foretell the future." -- Carl Becker
"History is a cyclic poem written by time upon the memories of man." -- Percy Bysshe Shelley
"History repeats itself, first as a tragedy, second as a farce." -- Karl Marx
"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme." -- Mark Twain
"History proves that the white man is a devil." -- Malcolm X Little
Travers' work playlist was predictable: Time Warp from Rocky Horror Picture Show, Time Has Come Today by the Chambers Brothers, Back in Time by Huey Lewis & the News, Time by Pink Floyd, Time in a Bottle by Jim Croce, Time After Time by Cyndi Lauper, Does Anybody Know What Time It Is by Chicago, Times Like These by the Foo Fighters, Feels Like the First Time by Foreigner, Clocks by Coldplay, Rock Around the Clock by Bill Haley & the Comets, Time Is on My Side by the Rolling Stones, Love Me Two Times by the Doors, Old Time Rock & Roll by Bob Seger & the Silver Bullet Band, The Longest Time by Billy Joel, Good Times Roll by the Cars, Too Much Time on My Hands by Styx, Big Time by Peter Gabriel, Where Have All the Good Times Gone by the Kinks, Time for Me to Fly by REO Speedwagon, If I Could Turn Back Time by Cher, Wasted Time by the Eagles, Your Time Is Gonna Come by Led Zeppelin, Foreplay / Long Time by Boston, The Last Time by the Rolling Stones, Time to Move On by Tom Petty, Time Waits for No One by the Rolling Stones, Out of Time by the Rolling Stones, Three Times a Lady by the Commodores, Time by the Alan Parsons Project, Every time You Go Away by Paul Young, Ain't Wastin' Time No More by the Allman Brothers, Tulsa Time by Eric Clapton, Sign o' the Times by Prince, By the Time I Get to Phoenix by Glen Campbell, Long Time Gone by Crosby, Stills, Nash, & Young, How Many More Times by Led Zeppelin, Nothin' But a Good Time by Poison, Knock Three Times by Tony Orlando & Dawn, Time (Clock of the Heart) by Culture Club, The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face by Roberta Flack, This Time by Bryan Adams, Time Stand Still by Rush, Anytime at All by the Beatles, Killin' Time by Clint Black, No Time This Time by the Police, Party All the Time by Eddie Murphy, Remember the Time by Michael Jackson, Isn't It Time by the Babys, Bad Time by Grand Funk Railroad, Child in Time by Deep Purple, Only Time Will Tell by Asia, Time Is Running Out by Muse, This Time Tomorrow by the Kinks, Man Out of Time by Elvis Costello, King of the Night Time World by Kiss, Sour Times by Portishead, Comes a Time by Neil Young, Do That to Me One More Time by Captain & Tennille, Another Place Another Time by Jerry Lee Lewis, Where Have All the Good Times Gone by Elton John, Sea of Time by George Martin Orchestra, Get It Right the First Time by Billy Joel, I've Had the Time of My Life by Jennifer Warnes, The Times They Are A-Changin' by Bob Dylan, No Time by Guess Who, Time Won't Let Me by the Outsiders, Time of the Season by the Zombies, Time Machine by Grand Funk Railroad, Give Me Just a Little More Time by Chairmen of the Board, Time to Fly by Spirit, & Kashmir by Led Zeppelin.

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television	‘Wheel of Time’ TV Series Lands at Sony Epic Fantasy could be next GoT	Sony
gaming	I heard that Microsoft made a console called the Game 300. It it true?	Microsoft
IAmA	I've been helping businesses get ranked #1 on Google a long time, and LOVE to teach people. Can we do an AMA?	Google
mildlyinteresting	I took my Gatorade out of the refrigerator and it got frozen solid	Gatorade
funny	A Galactic First! This McDonald's franchise has just been approved to open on The Death Star	McDonald's
pics	Google’s artificial neural networks processes Google images. This is the result.	Google
television	Farm Food by Chris Ballew, a parody of "Peaches" by The Presidents of the United States of America, from the Farming episode of Bill Nye the Science Guy	United
AskReddit	Serious Just got my first Costco card as an adult. What do you get at Costco, Reddit?	Costco
videos	Confrontation between American Airlines Employee and Passengers	American Airlines
AskReddit	Options are getting thin: American screwed up, United screwed up. Reddit, who can we fly with anymore?	United
pics	Taken from inside the Rogers Center. CN Tower in all it's glory.	Rogers
pics	Taken from inside the Rogers Center. CN Tower in all it's glory.	CN
funny	Replying to not finished Facebook conversations from 6 years ago	Facebook
news	Why Rome sends trains filled with rubbish to Austria - BBC News	BBC
mildlyinteresting	This Dove bottle had two labels	Dove
AskReddit	SERIOUS People who have been on the MTV show Catfish, what was it like?	MTV
OldSchoolCool	My grandmother working the switchboard at Southern Bell in 1951	Bell
gaming	Best Xbox games to play alone	Xbox
Jokes	The Orange Cashier Long	Orange
mildlyinteresting	The "M" in these MTV stickers is upside down.	MTV
mildlyinteresting	This McDonald's on Cozumel island off the coast of Mexico only serves desserts	McDonald's
Music	Cardiacs - Bell Clinks Prog/punk	Bell
Showerthoughts	If a company used stereotypes of other ethnicities in their ads like Subway does to promote their Italian sub, people would lose their shit.	Subway
funny	Goddammit, which one of you made this happen when you Google Sarah Jessica Parker!?	Google
Music	Hands - Volvo indie Close your eyes, forget the commercial, listen to the tune...	Volvo
Showerthoughts	Some Google Dev that was working on Google Earth was specifically assigned to make a 3-D model of your house/apartment building.	Google
todayilearned	TIL that during World War II, a former member of the bonnie and clyde gang by the name of W.D. Jones attempted to join the United States Army. But was rejected after doctors discovered that he still had bullets embedded in his body from multiple police shootouts from more than a decade earlier.	United
AskReddit	Serious What does a perfect United States look like/entail to you?	United
todayilearned	TIL that during World War II, a former member of the bonnie and clyde gang named W.D. Jones attempted to join the United States Army after being let out of prison. He was rejected after doctors found "four buckshot and a bullet" in his chest, and that part of his lung had been blown away.	United
todayilearned	TIL in the United States, people who turn 100 years old receive a letter from the President, congratulating them on their longevity.	United
food	Chocolate Orange Cheesecake homemade	Orange
Showerthoughts	I can't wait for Apple to start making contact lenses. Then I could put a filter on to make the world not look so shitty.	Apple
Showerthoughts	If I put translate something using Google Translate and it makes sense I know whoever wrote it probably isn't a speaker of the language.	Google
movies	Ghost in the Shell Cyberpunk Derelict City: VFX Breakdown	Shell
Music	Sylvan Esso -Just Dancing pop	Esso
news	Vietnamese villagers free police hostages - BBC News	BBC
mildlyinteresting	An Xbox One controller's infrared sensors made visible through picture flash	Xbox
pics	Anyone else outside of the US wonder why ESPN still geoblocks their videos as if they're exclusive footage?	ESPN
todayilearned	TIL that Steve Jobs thought pairing a stylus with a tablet would render it a failure in design. In 2015 Apple announced the Pencil, a stylus for iPads	Apple
gaming	New hopeful gamer with a few questions regarding Xbox one and PS4	Xbox
videos	Michael Jackson MTV 10th anniversary	MTV
todayilearned	TIL someone anonymously sent St. Jude Children's Research Hospital a $1 million-winning McDonald's Monopoly piece. Although McDonald's does not allow the transfer of prizes, they had waived the rule.	McDonald's
AskReddit	You wake up and it is 2100. What is your first Google Search?	Google
AskReddit	Why was there massive public outcry that caused united to lose billions because they gave a guy a bloody lip. But almost no mention of the American Airlines lady that beat the crap out of somebody for trying to bring a stroller on board? Was it just because of the way the company handled it?	American Airlines
funny	You never go maximum… from Toyota engine manual	Toyota
science	Cuba's Cancer Revolution and Biotech: Lung Vaccine for EGF. 10's of 1000s have had lifespan extended. Power of science when socially organized. BBC Radio Podcast	BBC
Music	Are you a paid SoundCloud or Spotify or Google Pay user? Why did you choose that?	Google
funny	Looks like this Starbucks had enough	Starbucks
AskReddit	What is exactly 5,555 miles away from where you currently are in any direction, on Google Maps?	Google
food	Today I drank Redd's Apple Ale + Fireball	Apple
tifu	TIFU by discussing with the family about why Uber is better than taxi, whilst being driven in a taxi.	Uber
videos	Nikki Bella and John Cena goes Nude on Youtube Catch the video right here	Youtube
gaming	Looking for rhythm/music games for Playstation systems.	Playstation
Showerthoughts	Interesting fact: Walmart is a supermarket, not a zoo	Walmart
pics	First art project ever. Answers to extraneous questions: yes I was under the influence. Yes my initials are BG and yes it's my fucking birthday. art wouldn't accept my post so this post is in spite of those artsyfuckinfartsyduecheholes.	BG
todayilearned	TIL Sebastian Vettel named his 2009 F1 Red Bull RB5 "Kate's Dirty Sister."	Red Bull
news	Rupert Murdoch buying Sky News is the real reason why Bill O'Rilley was let go	Sky
Jokes	Why did the Facebook killer kill himself?	Facebook
Jokes	My answer when someone asks how I feel about United Airlines...	United
Jokes	Why are all the airlines in the United States so...	United
aww	POTUS. Puppy of the United States	United
gadgets	Nike and Apple are about to drop this collaboration on the public	Apple
explainlikeimfive	ELI5: What is it about Microsoft updates that they happen so often, instead of waiting a longer period of time to update alot in one sitting?	Microsoft
Showerthoughts	Toonami Tom has just been playing No Man's Sky this whole time.	Sky
AskReddit	serious Those of you who have deactivated Facebook accounts; Why did you and has it made you feel better?	Facebook
mildlyinteresting	Opened a Sprint , the whole cap came together	Sprint
todayilearned	TIL that 3 people attempted to sell Coca Cola's secret ingredient to Pepsi for $1.5m. But Pepsi reported them to Coca Cola and the FBI.	Pepsi
news	North Korea 'detains American citizen' - BBC News	BBC
philosophy	Atomic Intel Brief - What's Really Going On	Intel
AskReddit	Just like PC vs Xbox vs PS, what are the opposing sides in YOUR favourite hobby?	Xbox
gaming	Discussion Xbox One or other console?	Xbox
todayilearned	TIL Sony sold CDs that silently installed malware on PCs, in an attempt to protect their business.	Sony
Showerthoughts	I had a dream about Sprite last night, but even worse than that... I couldn't find any kind of function that would allow me to skip that dream.	Sprite
videos	My little brother has been working on this Lego Star Wars animation for what seems like forever! He finally finished it and is very proud of it and wants to see what you think!	Lego
AskReddit	SeriousWhat type of tweets and/or posts are most likely going to help you make your favorite celebrity follow you in Twitter and/or Instagram?	Twitter
AskReddit	What type of tweets or posts will most likely make your favorite celebrity follow you on Twitter and/or Instagram?	Twitter
Music	Roman Sky - Lost Voices Chill Trap edm 2017	Sky
listentothis	TNJX - Sky Pirate Fairycore 2013	Sky
history	I just found out I am related to someone who died in the Halifax Explosion. Anyone else?	Halifax
videos	Download Youtube Videos Without Any Software or Extension	Youtube
worldnews	Pope Francis: Europe migrant centres 'concentration camps' - BBC News	BBC
mildlyinteresting	These rows of apples at Target came in like this.	Target
pics	Crater Lake, Oregon, United States of America	United
worldnews	How might Donald Trump do a deal with North Korea? - BBC News	BBC
explainlikeimfive	ELI5: Why does Charter skip certain episodes of shows on demand?	Charter
photoshopbattles	PsBattle: Crater Lake, Oregon, United States of America	United
worldnews	Spammers Populate Google Maps With Pirate Links. Copyright holders are not happy with this unintended use and are targeting the pages with various takedown notices	Google
Showerthoughts	I wonder if in the afterlife, your success is binary - you're successful if you have a Google doodle, and not if you don't!	Google
worldnews	IMF meeting drops anti-protectionism pledge - BBC News	BBC
worldnews	Combiflam, D Cold Total and others found to be 'substandard' by drug regulator: All you need to know	Total
todayilearned	TIL Every year, the Delta Dental Plans Association polls Chicago area children about the amount of money they receive for a lost tooth and compiles it into a mock financial report called the "Tooth Fairy Index."	Delta
gaming	What games are Must-Play games for Xbox One?	Xbox
gaming	I'd like to create an Xbox 1 Ghost Recon Wild lands team.	Xbox
OldSchoolCool	My Papa Chiquito 1969 at the Boston Subway Station.	Subway
mildlyinteresting	This shop has a massive Coca-Cola bottle collection.	Coca-Cola
Documentaries	Japan: A Story of Love and Hate 2008 - BBC doc about Naoki, a part time postal worker who used to be a high powered executive before the bubble burst in the 90's. Now lives in poverty with his younger girlfriend Yoshie in a dysfunctional relationship.	BBC
listentothis	Treehouse Casino -- Silver Tongue Indie/Garage Rock 2017	Casino
pics	Found this old-school Coca-Cola metal cooler at an estate sale for $5. Pretty neat!	Coca-Cola
Showerthoughts	There should be an Uber for toilets. It could run on methane gas.	Uber
AskReddit	How many images are there on Google Images ?	Google
gaming	QUESTION Should I keep my launch PS4 and Xbox One S or trade them for a PS4 Pro?	Xbox
todayilearned	TIL that there was once a black market for pre-recall Blue Bell ice cream.	Bell
funny	Today's Google doodle looks more like a handlebar mustache rather tham what's supposed to be.	Google
worldnews	Holograms, mistrust and 'fake news' in France's election - BBC News	BBC
OldSchoolCool	Special Effects master Stan Winston and his animatronic T-Rex on the set of ‘Jurassic Park.’ circa 1993	Winston
videos	Man gets high of "Air-Duster" in a McDonald's Parking Lot	McDonald's
Art	Illuminated T, Apple pencil, 3"x3"	Apple
funny	Added my SO of over a year on Facebook this morning.	Facebook
Showerthoughts	What if Bill Nye and Neil deGrasse Tyson are just the world's best googles?	Tyson
aww	A Dog Playing A Sky Rocket.	Sky
todayilearned	TIL that the only reason that the United States has the same Stop Sign design as the rest of the world is because the UN adopted the USA standard. The US never signed the UN convention that made it standard.	United
mildlyinteresting	Samsung and Apple stores next to each other in Barcelona.	Apple
mildlyinteresting	These IKEA interlocking chair packages	IKEA
videos	I made a Lego Animation for a school contest. X-Post /Lego and /Mountandblade	Lego
worldnews	US Accuses TCS, Infosys Of Violating H-1B Visa Norms	Infosys
worldnews	Film points finger at South Korean government for Sewol disaster - BBC News	BBC
AskReddit	Train/ Airplane / Ship / Subway operators of Reddit , what's the most unforgettable thing that happened to you during work ?	Subway
AskReddit	What is worse than stepping on Lego barefoot?	Lego
gaming	My dad plugged in my Xbox to the car now I. Can play IN THE CAR!	Xbox
pics	The Sheraton in Doha, Qatar looks like Camp Big Falcon	Sheraton
todayilearned	TIL Mike Tyson Races Pigeons And Made A show "Taking on Tyson" That Focuses On The Ancient Sport Of Pigeon Racing.	Tyson
food	Homemade Lego Batman cake	Lego
AskReddit	What's the single most horrible hotel you can find based on Google Maps' user-submitted photos?	Google
AskReddit	Serious Malaysian claims on Facebook that a certain stranger is releasing a sort of dizziness/fainting-inducing scent when a document is opened close to their face. Is this possible?	Facebook
gaming	It'll Take 2 Years to Fully Utilize Xbox Scorpio's Power; 12GB RAM Means "No Real Technical Limits", Says Stardock CEO	Xbox
todayilearned	TIL Cosplayers @ DragonCon made camouflage of the Marriott Hotel's carpet- and received a cease and desist for doing so!	Marriott
funny	Then never before seen BMW echo.	BMW
Music	Electric Paws - Crying Sky electronic	Sky
EarthPorn	OC 1080x1920 A field in spring time. Wirral, England, United Kingdom	United
AskReddit	SeriousWhy are Google Apps missing from upper right corner when I open Chrome?	Google
dataisbeautiful	Eight "nations" of the United States	United
Showerthoughts	It would be fantastic if there was a credit card where the rewards, instead of being airline miles, were paid out in AirBnB or Uber credit	Uber
worldnews	Macron-Le Pen 'in French run-off' - BBC News	BBC
AskReddit	Redditors in the United States; what was the last 1-900 number you called, when and why?	United
funny	This dude's face at the Apple Store	Apple
worldnews	France elections: Macron-Le Pen though to run-off, projections say - BBC News	BBC
AskReddit	If Facebook was a face, what part would Reddit be?	Facebook
news	Cherokee Nation files lawsuit targeting CVS and other pharmacies in opioid crisis	CVS
news	Tim Cook reportedly threatened to remove Uber from the App Store in CEO meeting	Uber
gaming	Anyone know what the deal is with Volkswagen vehicles being absent from pretty much every racing game made in the last 10 years?	Volkswagen
todayilearned	TIL that Starbucks has a secret menu	Starbucks
worldnews	French election 2017: Who are the candidates? - BBC News	BBC
AskReddit	What is the most interesting place to explore in Google maps?	Google
mildlyinteresting	Rust spot resembles the United States.	United
news	Onetime Mrs. Orange County pleads guilty to child pornography	Orange
pics	"Three F-86 Sabres and an F-22 Raptor stealth fighter jet fly in formation during the 2016 Heritage Flight Training and Certification Course at Davis-Monthan Air Force Base" on 6 March 2016 in Arizona, USA. Photographer: United States Air Force Senior Airman Chris Massey	United
videos	[MY HANDS ARE TRAPPED!	Statik #1 - Playstation VR Gameplay](https://www.reddit.com/videos/comments/673zh5/my_hands_are_trapped_statik_1_playstation_v)
pics	"An Air Combat Command F-22 Raptor Demonstration Team aircraft flies during the AirPower over Hampton Roads Open House" on 24 April 2016 at Langley Air Force Base, Virginia, USA. Photographer: United States Air Force Senior Airman Kayla Newman	United
mildlyinteresting	Condom section in Walmart is called "Family Planning"	Walmart
funny	A wild Canadian Goose storming out of Target after realizing they only accept U.S. currency	Target
Showerthoughts	With the choice between LePen and Macron, France will be choosing between Goldman Sachs and Vladimir Putin.	Goldman Sachs
worldnews	Aurora photographers find new night sky lights and call them Steve - BBC News	BBC
food	Homemade Breakfast: Eggs, Sausage, Potato Veggie Hash; Crepes with a Mixed Berry Compote and Mascarpone; Orange Juice	Orange
funny	When you're dragged to Starbucks against your will...	Starbucks
AskReddit	What memories has Facebook reminded you of that made you cringe?	Facebook
explainlikeimfive	ELI5: What is happening when your Xbox and other electronics are "updating"?	Xbox
food	I ate/made - Glam'd up some McDonald's pancakes with strawberries, whip cream, and veggie sausages	McDonald's
AskReddit	Why does the United States not use our own excess trash/waste to make energy like some European countries do?	United
Showerthoughts	New movies about Steve Jobs are going to keep coming out because everyone knows Apple fans are dumb enough to pay for the same thing every couple years	Apple
gaming	Any good baseball games for Xbox One?	Xbox
Jokes	I'm so sick of United Airlines jokes.	United
pics	Last Nite I received my BP Fellow diploma and pin from HM King Carl XVI Gustaf of Sweden .	BP
videos	What will happen if you boil a Starbucks Unicorn Frappuccino?	Starbucks
gifs	120mph Ford Focus crash test	Ford
personalfinance	CAN Pay off OSAP or Scotiabank student line of credit first?	Scotiabank
todayilearned	TIL That a man once tried to sue Pepsi because he found a mouse in his can of Mountain Dew, Pepsi defended the case by proving that Mountain Dew can dissolve a mouse in a few months.	Pepsi
worldnews	ISIS threaten to behead a hacker after he takes over 250 jihadi Twitter accounts and fills them with porn	Twitter
mildlyinteresting	Bought a couple sealed DVD's at Kroger today for $5 and this was on the inside of one of them	Kroger
todayilearned	TIL: there are more marijuana Dispensaries in Colorado Than McDonald's & Starbucks, Combined.	McDonald's
funny	When you're Asian and flying United Airlines	United
AskReddit	If Smell-O-Vision worked like a Google search, what would you look up first?	Google
gaming	Replaying Dawnguard and falling in love with the sexy vampire Serana again, I decided to Google who did her voice.	Google
Showerthoughts	There should be a Minecraft-style Lego video game	Lego
pics	Spotted the Notorious B.I.G. at Starbucks today.	Starbucks
Showerthoughts	I sometimes try to shop at Whole Foods just to remind myself how poor I'm	Whole Foods
funny	Because no UPS man is an island...	UPS
funny	My local Facebook "free and for sale" page. Tried to come up with a good caption...decided to just leave it here and let reddit do what reddit does	Facebook
videos	The New York Subway in 1986	Subway
mildlyinteresting	This Xbox 1 fits into this shelving slot perfectly	Xbox
OldSchoolCool	My grandfather interviewing Albert Einstein for CBS news in the 1950's.	CBS
LifeProTips	LPT: Scheduling an Uber ride a day in advance cuts the price almost 40%. Great for rides to the airport.	Uber
OldSchoolCool	Prince Rogers Nelson circa 1978	Rogers
AskReddit	What are some cool/weird/funny/creepy things you can see on Google Earth?	Google
pics	Today a Mazda blew past me in the opposing lane, while we were in a schoolzone. There were kids around and I want to report it. I focused in on the plate as much as I could, but would appreciate another set of eyes on what the plate could be.	Mazda

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